I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.
*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
when he cums inside u
my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer